May 2013
orbsteeb:
HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE MELTING RIGHT THRU THE EARTHS CRUST AND FUSING WITH THE MOLTEN CORE OF OUR CORRUPT PLANET!! TO HEAR THEIR MAGNETIC DIRGE IS TO YEARN TO JOIN THEM
kordova:
suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
anthonygherkins:
If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh
getoffmybloghoe:
how does the math book say goodbye?
calculater
dungeonsanddamsels:
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
iguanamouth:
i read that as lions
remember who you are
longnightsandterriblefights:
siriuslysalvatore:
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
naoren:
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
meladoodle:
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
If I were a Gym Leader, what would be my badge and...
pati79:
827125:
kawaiisquad:
What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself?
Now I’m confused about his relationship with Catwoman.
gossipgandhi:
i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
dylanquents:
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
kenway:
last quarter of the school year more like
despairtanaka:
the great
pegthepatriarchy:
Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.
