cultofkimber
cultofkimber:

youngbutfamousybf:

cultofkimber:

So, supposedly, some gross dude recorded the reasons why his wife turned down sex with him and then, when she was on her way to the airport for a 10-day work trip, sent it to her work e-mail with a note that he wouldn’t miss her because of it and cut contact. Wow, I wonder why she didn’t want to fuck him….
Seriously, though, if my husband ever did this, he’d never have sex again. 

I dont think hes gross he just didnt get Love feom his Wife so he had to do this, i think the best thing he could do is DIVORCE her.

Let me explain something to you: You are not entitled to sex. It doesn’t matter if you’re dating someone or even married to them. No one is obligated to fuck you just because you want them to. YOU. ARE. NOT. ENTITLED. TO SEX.
And this dude didn’t “have to” make this spreadsheet. If he’d put even half as much effort into figuring out what gets his wife in the mood as he did into creating this immature monument to his own gross feelings of sexual entitlement, he probably would’ve gotten laid a lot more. For instance, it’s super-obvious that she doesn’t feel sexy after her workouts. Pretty common feeling. And if, instead of treating her like a warm hole for six weeks, he’d just lit some damn candles and run her a bath when she got home from the gym all those days, he probably would’ve been on the train to Fuck Town before the water fully drained from the tub. 
But this guy doesn’t consider her desire to be an integral part of the sexual experience. It’s all about what he wants, when he wants it. And that’s why divorce won’t help him: because this isn’t some failing on her part. It’s the reality that as soon as someone figures out that you don’t care about their enjoyment of sex, they stop wanting to fuck you. 
This dude IS gross. And you’re gross for sharing his bullshit attitude. Ugh.

cultofkimber:

youngbutfamousybf:

cultofkimber:

So, supposedly, some gross dude recorded the reasons why his wife turned down sex with him and then, when she was on her way to the airport for a 10-day work trip, sent it to her work e-mail with a note that he wouldn’t miss her because of it and cut contact. Wow, I wonder why she didn’t want to fuck him….

Seriously, though, if my husband ever did this, he’d never have sex again. 

I dont think hes gross he just didnt get Love feom his Wife so he had to do this, i think the best thing he could do is DIVORCE her.

Let me explain something to you: You are not entitled to sex. It doesn’t matter if you’re dating someone or even married to them. No one is obligated to fuck you just because you want them to. YOU. ARE. NOT. ENTITLED. TO SEX.

And this dude didn’t “have to” make this spreadsheet. If he’d put even half as much effort into figuring out what gets his wife in the mood as he did into creating this immature monument to his own gross feelings of sexual entitlement, he probably would’ve gotten laid a lot more. For instance, it’s super-obvious that she doesn’t feel sexy after her workouts. Pretty common feeling. And if, instead of treating her like a warm hole for six weeks, he’d just lit some damn candles and run her a bath when she got home from the gym all those days, he probably would’ve been on the train to Fuck Town before the water fully drained from the tub. 

But this guy doesn’t consider her desire to be an integral part of the sexual experience. It’s all about what he wants, when he wants it. And that’s why divorce won’t help him: because this isn’t some failing on her part. It’s the reality that as soon as someone figures out that you don’t care about their enjoyment of sex, they stop wanting to fuck you. 

This dude IS gross. And you’re gross for sharing his bullshit attitude. Ugh.

kablowie

asylum-art:

Gregg Segal: Mesmerizing Photos of People Lying in a Week’s Worth of Their Trash

"7 Days of Garbage" American families of California, photographed amid their litter products for a week.  The United States has a trash problem. According to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, the average American produces more than 4 pounds of garbage per day. That’s more than double the amount produced in 1960, and it’s 50 percent more than the amount produced by Western Europeans. In January, photographer Gregg Segal decided to put some imagery to those numbers. His ongoing series,p “7 Days of Garbage,” shows Californian friends, neighbors, and relative strangers lying in the trash they created in one week.

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sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?